Bob Ross on a Cadillac.

Based on a poem of mine:

Stevie Wonder was wrong!
For what it’s worth, I’ve stopped seeing the
World as ebony and ivory if it ever was
I prefer to think of it as a Bob Ross painting
(as viewed on a greyscale television set)
Scrawled on the bottom of Miss Daisy’s Cadillac
Acquired first by Duke Ellington
Who rode it like a champ
And stolen by the Dukes of Hazzard
Who rode it like tramps
And as they bumped through the craters of Muddy Waters
And forgot about the painting underneath
It somehow rusted through
And revealed a dimly lit, partially stoned barroom
Where everybody everybody everybody was in love
But nobody knew it

-theoddtopsy